Silly Willy

If wearing shades is cool…

I figure wearing three pairs of shades must be three times as cool!

I guess two shades wasn’t enough for Jon :)

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Did he fire six shots or only five?

I’m Feeling Lucky

…you’ve got to ask yourself one question: “Do I feel lucky?” Well, do ya, punk?

Brilliant :)

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I’m not feeling anything

Yea, me neither, where’d you get this stuff steve?

A friend of a friend sold it to me, but it hasn’t hit me yet, How ‘bout you Mike?

HOLY FUCK THAT TREE IS EATING THE SKY!

stuffparty:

kryystel:

colporteur:

elektricfeel:

fuckyeahowls:wideeyedhippiechild:pie0

HAHAHA OWL/DRUG HUMOR

I LOVE IT

lmao at that owl tripping out

LMAO!

Teehee.

Animals on drugs, nice :)

I’m a cat!

I’m gonna lay down right here.

In the middle of the hallway

Aw hell yeah

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hehe, my dog does that too :)

You can’t fly jets if you’re colorblind.

FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU…

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Rawr! it means I LOVE YOU! in dinosaur

9gag:

RAWR!

Dinosaur = funny? Perhaps… ;)

DJ, please begin with some Trance, to set the mood. Then move to something obscure and German.

- And bring out the House when you start rolling real hard, right?

When I crack the glowsticks, it’s on like Donkey Kong.

stuffparty:

theduty:

get funky Chuck.

Probably the funniest thing I’ve seen on Tumblr in a while.

The British know how to party :)

You’re really pretty.

- I’m fat.

My mistake.

danielac:

ojacularspectacular:

murraythenut:

Compliment

hahaha, so silly, so funny :)

Hello.
We are here
to fuck you up.

stephatron:

jennnay:

fuck you up

A dog and a dinosaur. Be afraid, be very afraid :)

I’m so cool my shades are wearing shades!

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rackattack:

ccake:

Everyone: This is important

thedailywhat:[via.]

Foot + Ball = Football. Hand + Egg = Handegg

So true :)

livejamie:

World Salad is amazing.

How is the time machine coming along?

[Lime Machine]

Oops

TOO MUCH RICE!

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